Lately, I’ve been having these weird out-of-body experiences without being asleep or dead or however people usually have these.

• I tried crochet and I hate that shit. I can’t get my hands to work, do I have some sort of fatal disease?

• Ah and stupid close minded people bother me so much. Not in general, only when directed towards me.

• I’m alone, I got that. No one needs to tell me so. I was the first to be informed.

• I push people away. I’m good at it.

• Wasn’t that a great line? Man, I’m awesome.